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The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
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B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
YOU FUCKING GUYS, IM LIKE SUPER SCARED OF SPIDERS AND MY SISTER AND BF THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO SHOW ME A HUGE SPIDER. MY BF THREW MY SLIPPER AT IT AND THE FUCKING THING SPLATTERED ITS FUCKING BABIES EVERYWHERE. I SAW THAT POST OF THE SPIDER IN THE CONTAINER BUT LORD NEVER HAVE I EVER THOUGHT I’D EXPERIENCE THIS SHIT. GOD IM FUCKING HORRIFIED AND TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE.
Never will I ever buy my kids Rose Art crayons. It’s like saying, that I don’t love them enough. Crayola all the way
Okay so my bf one night was freaking out, i didn’t know why and then he said he lost his phone. I just stood there, staring at him and he got even more pissed because I wasn’t helping him. I just kept staring lol & omg guess what? He started laughing because he was so ready to throw his “lost”phone at me for not helping